By: Mayor Muffin
Chief Donut-Officer
In a scathing rebuttal to the recent allegations made by the Accuser, Mayor Muffin takes a bold stance against the Donut-Gate scandal.
"I am shocked and appalled that anyone would even suggest that I, Mayor Muffin, would engage in such nefarious activities," Mayor Muffin declares. "The people of this fine city know me as a man of unimpeachable character, and they will not be swayed by the baseless accusations of a disgruntled ex-employee."
Evidence Reveals Mayor Muffin is a Genius
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